tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48996553222401038092024-03-05T10:39:16.388-08:00The FurnaceTurning up the Heat!
Kenya360°http://www.blogger.com/profile/17421502128351409567noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899655322240103809.post-1756053211964111772013-02-12T01:11:00.002-08:002013-02-12T01:12:53.091-08:00RELIGION, AMBIGUITY AND THE QUESTION X (PART 1)<br />
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Am (drumrolls please) Catholic. Shocking;
I know. I have been Catholic all my life. Yes, I belong to the official church
of the Mafioso. The biggest, most mysterious Christian organization that ever was
and is. An organization so big and powerful, it has its own bank and believe it….had
its own army at one time. How cool was that? Then Martin Luther and his
Reformation happened. Great. <o:p></o:p></div>
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This tiny place in the map called
the Vatican is a state so small, yet so powerful; with worldwide followers numbering
over a billion people. Yes, with a ‘B’. Think of it this way; it is almost as
big as China and India but the difference is that its influence knows no race
and certainly no geographical boundaries. The king of this influential iron
throne is the Bishop of Rome, otherwise referred to as the Pope; a very
powerful man with a non-threatening crown on his head. He is boss and the most
powerful of state heads kneel to kiss his ring, to the sound of the boys’ choir
singing the Ave Maria.<o:p></o:p></div>
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What is my point and where am I
going with all the above information? Nowhere really. Was just flexing my mind
and finger muscles before starting on the real issues here. (Insert smiley)<o:p></o:p></div>
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I grew up in a Catholic Christian
household and for eleven years of my formative life, I attended a Baptist
school. We had preaching every Friday in school and Sunday in church. So one
can therefore say I got a good scope of both sides of the Christian divide. Thus
far, I detected no difference. Just that the Catholic side had more rituals
here and there. But really no difference in the fundamental Christian beliefs. Well,
at least in my juvenile mind. The world was a happy chimerical utopia where
everybody read the Bible, said their grace and smiled at one another. In other
words, I was living in the peripheries of Narnia. A dangerous place to be, when
real life is nothing close to the handy dandy.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Sigh; growing up happened and out
of nowhere, my mind went on overdrive with religious questions popping from the
essence of nothingness; questions to torture me and force me to really examine
what on earth Christianity was all about. And the overall religious question.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b><i>At this point, I have to put a disclaimer:
the opinions below are purely mine; I am under no duress whatsoever (always
wanted to say that!). Therefore consider me a simpleton/ airhead with too much
time in their hands and a lot of energy for thought. We together so far?
Awesome.<o:p></o:p></i></b></div>
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So what, in my opinion, IS the
overall religious question? There is none. Too much to question. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Thus the existence of Philosophy
of Religion. Is there just ONE WAY to the Father? <o:p></o:p></div>
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I really find it hard to believe
that God, the Creator, would time and again set up races for the devil’s
furnace. What on earth am I going on about?<o:p></o:p></div>
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I do believe that God is the
Creator and that He lives outside our time and space. He knows or rather IS the
beginning and the end.</div>
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Now, from the statement above
alone, (assuming we are in agreement) we can conclude that God knows what will happen
before it does and thus knows what you will ultimately believe…even before he
creates you.<o:p></o:p></div>
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In Christian doctrines, the idea
of ‘free will’ is drummed into us. We are taught that time and again, God gives
us the right to choose our path. Whether it be right…or wrong. And there are
consequences for both choices.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Smile. Why then, if I may ask,
would this God, of our own human interpretation, create me knowing very well
that I will make all the wrong decisions in life and be shortlisted for the
eternal furnace?<o:p></o:p></div>
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I observe children a great deal. Some
things are genetically pre-disposed. Some traits, they are born with it and
some behavior comes naturally. This can be observed from a very early age. Some
kids are sweet and generous, others are plain mean and nasty. Not taught. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Some characteristics reside in the
DNA. Some can be ironed out through socio-culturalization but why should it be
so in the first place? If the same God that glorifies patience writes it in one’s
DNA and doesn't give it to the next person…then how can we then, be subjected
to similar laws of judgment, by the same God that created us as we are in the
first place? <o:p></o:p></div>
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The above notion borders on the sadistic and
I do not believe in such an almighty being…a Creator that will set up his
creation for ultimate failure. <o:p></o:p></div>
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<b>END OF PART ONE<o:p></o:p></b></div>
Kenya360°http://www.blogger.com/profile/17421502128351409567noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899655322240103809.post-19981540435743697362013-01-29T13:33:00.001-08:002013-01-29T13:44:06.247-08:00TALES OF THE LAZY AND THE ILLUMINATI ORGY<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Ok. So am
one of those people who believe in conspiracy theories and that the world is
controlled by a bunch of old geezers with ridiculous amounts of money. Yes, I
believe in this big plan for the New World Order and total dominance over
the world’s population. I believe that yes, they control all aspects of our
lives from media, education, health, finance blah blah blah. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Yep, I
subscribed to the school of thought that dictates that there are secret
societies that control world government and are controlling us through games,
music and movies. I believe in mind control (eg. MK Ultra), that face book is
some serious CIA BS and that the RFID chip will be the beginning of the end. I
know. Am beyond a nut job. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Over to my
point. Having told you all the above, you should by now know that when I label
some people crazy-lunatics (coming from a nut job like me) it’s damn serious.
In all the madness that is the world, we need to learn how to separate conspiratual
(is there such a word? Oh well, now there is!) facts and simple stupidity.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Over to my
lovely country. Kenya, that not too tiny place on the map, on some right hand
corner on the African map. The land where EVERY SEMI-SUCCESSFUL ARTIST is being
labeled Illuminati. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Ridiculous!
I know.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">For those
who have just tuned in to the world of conspiracy theories, the Illuminati is
some SECRET society that controls the world as explained above. Members include
first world presidents, billionaire businessmen, people of royal blood,
religious heads, artists of great influence… This society has roots are traced
back all the way to the Knights Templar. They are believed to be anti-God and
all things good for human consumption. However, remember they are a <b>SECRET SOCIETY.</b><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Back to my
lovely African state. It is ridiculous that Kenyan musicians are being labeled
Illuminati by the self entitled ‘all knowing’ youngsters. Youngsters who by the
look of things are so deprived, to the point where when an artist purchases a
second/ third hand Mercedes, are seen to be making some obscene amounts of
cash…only made possible by ties with the so called Illuminati.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">STOP.
LAUGHING.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">I will
accept Beyonce, Jay Z, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Kanye… Alicia Keys…their ilk. But
Kenyan artists? Why would the Illuminati bother when western musicians are
already quite effective in their brainwash? How much command does a Kenyan
artist command anyway? What? 100,000 youths who will never even buy their
original records? <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">The
Illuminati is secret. SECRET. Can you spell that? Good. Get a dictionary and
look up the meaning.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">The
Illuminati have money that is never even considered in the Forbes lists because
it is both hidden and completely obscene. So no, dear naïve Kenyan youth. These
artists are NOT Illuminati. Why? Contrary to what you think, they are far too
inconsequential. And will be for a long while.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<a href="http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4711979407377858&pid=15.1" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4711979407377858&pid=15.1" width="132" /></a><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">That said,
there is an underlying issue here. Sheer laziness. Laziness to get up your ass
and work your butt of for some cash. Just as these artists are doing. There is
nothing Illuminati about earning money from sheer hard work and determination.
It’s a mathematical equation that has proved to work through time. Try it. It
just might bring you a few shillings and elevate you from the poverty that
comes about with idleness.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Yes, this
world is screwed to the core, but this kind of thinking will make you a mental
prisoner and drag you into complete nothingness. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Not every little thing has Illuminati
fingerprints on it. Especially your lazy excuses.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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Kenya360°http://www.blogger.com/profile/17421502128351409567noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899655322240103809.post-75762543513043052352013-01-26T23:04:00.000-08:002013-01-26T23:16:18.363-08:00SHUT UP; YOU'RE A SLAVE<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">I GOT MONEY IN 'E BANK, AND A TRAILER LOADS 'O HOES!</span></td></tr>
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SHUT UP, YOU'RE A SLAVE, AND THE RIGHTS YOU THINK YOU HAVE, I CAUSE YOU TO THINK SO.</div>
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By 1808 the importation of slaves was outlawed in America. However, by the 1850's the cotton fields and plantations were thriving in the south. So much did the south need the slaves that by 1861 eleven slave states broke away from the confederate states of America leading to the American civil war. The years after 1808, slavery relied on reproduction so as to drive up the economies of the slave states.</div>
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<b>WHEN THE 13th</b> amendment took effect courtesy of Lincoln in 1865, up to 12 million slaves had been shipped from Africa to the Americas and the majority was taken to sugar plantations of the West Indies or Brazil. About 700,000 of them were brought into what is now known as the United States and by 1860; a slave census put them at 4 million.</div>
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Clearly, the Americas thrived on the economies made possible by the exploitation of an imported black race. Clearly, the booming business was only made possible by the existence of chattel slavery, the owning of a human being and all of his immediate descendants. </div>
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It was followed by "missionaries" traveling to inhabit Africa, and enslave not the physical being of the "primitive" man, but now his conscience, his mind, his existence. When Lincoln abolished slavery, did he organize mass shipment of the unwilling blackies back to Africa? Of course not, they were now Americans, hundreds of years had passed since they arrived in the Americas, and since they were almost all poor anyway, they’d enslave themselves to earn a living anyway by being workers.</div>
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These workers ended up back in most of those plantations anyway, and coal mines etc etera.. Abraham Lincoln had scored a major intellectual battle. He had been able to “retain” slaves in America by freeing them from the bondage of slavery but releasing them to “explore” their freedoms in America and contribute to the building of the American economy.</div>
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So now, we had indentured servants and disenfranchised freed slaves roaming Americas seeking relevance and a livelihood. In return, the continents these “servants” came from continued to lose human resource. The missionary did a good job to stagnate their intellect and industry by selling medicine and the good old book in exchange for their free will and exploratory powers.</div>
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To digress, the Soviets and the Chinese were largely uncharted by these scheming “owners” and that is why America’s main threat today remains the two; economically, and sometime in future, even militarily. The first real foreign ambassadors from Britain and subsequently the United States were bible wielding mercenaries. Their battle was the “native’s mind, not the flesh. When they captivated and captured the imaginations of South Asia, Africa, the Caribbean and South America, they had only “upgraded” the slave trade. The west was sold to the world as the land of opportunity; their preferred tools of war; <b>THE BIBLE, PAPER MONEY AND THE MEDIA.</b></div>
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Africa to date still has unprocessed minerals…diamonds, Gold, Oil, metals, food, water, animals and people. Africa to date still languishes in poverty of mind and resource.</div>
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The modern slave has been totally made to believe the West is the world’s nirvana. Like the freed slaves, or the indentured servants, they live, and work in America, toiling their “AMERICAN” earned brains out, to serve and build the American economy.</div>
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<span style="background-color: #fce5cd;">"<i><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">An African family will sell their African crops, to earn African money to send their child to an American university, marketed properly by the “Bishop”. The little African money will be sent to the American university, to boost the American foreign exchange, and once the child completes his studies, works and toils his years out, building the American economy. Every 100 dollars sent back to the home country by this child will be a small price to pay for every 10,000 dollars the child makes the American economy."</span></i></span></div>
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What is my point? My point is that, slavery did not end; it just became disguised as the “American” dream. Media became the best outreach tool…. Christian scholarships became the best marketing gimmick. “Give them a little American civilization, and they’ll tell the rest and they’ll all flock in”.</div>
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Mexico; Borders the United States of America, so much that you can actually “import” yourself to the USA through a tunnel opening up into an Arizonian gas station toilet.</div>
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Mexico; is still a third world economy.</div>
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China thrives today and continues to threaten America because everything they own including the alphabet is Chinese. Everything including trade, media, society, currency, lifestyle, industry…is Chinese.<br />
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Existence of doomsday cults and mind enslavement that stymies development, as in Africa, south Asia and the Americas, don’t exist.</div>
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Pray to God, and build your country. Pray to God, and create a better world, where we exchange culture and norms, where we all live as different<i><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">,</span></i> one people.</div>
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Slavery still exists. It exists in every form and every way. Look around you, and you shall see it,you shall feel it.</div>
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Kenya360°http://www.blogger.com/profile/17421502128351409567noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899655322240103809.post-77292449950794680932013-01-24T04:15:00.003-08:002013-01-24T04:15:38.078-08:00AFRICA AND THE NEANDERTHAL MINDSET<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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Almost half a century later, we
are still blaming the white man for our incompetence. News flash; the whole
world at some point, was under some kind of foreign power and the moment you
finally get to raise your post independence flag…time to stop with the excuses.
Nobody gives a hoot anymore.</div>
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Civilizations have gone to the
moon and back and we still can’t feed ourselves to save our lives (Pun
intended). It’s shocking and saddening that the world’s richest continent in
terms of natural resources should still languish is such abject poverty, so
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60% of the world’s arable land is
in Africa but one thing I will guarantee you is that the second scramble for
Africa has started and if we continue with business as usual, others will be
feeding us for years to come. If you think the Berlin Conference was bad; try Part
Two of the tragic-comedy of ‘Africa Never Learns’. (Coming soon to a theater near you.) Let the new age presence and settlement of foreigners in Africa
bring the point home. When will it hit you dear motherland, that THIS IS the
next frontier after Asia? This is the continent of the future but we still live
in the here and now notwithstanding the reality that the rest of the world is
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A continent so full of promise
and we still cannot mine and refine our own minerals without heavy reliance on
international entities. The moment the colonialists took our culture, religion
and language, we fell into a terminal form of mental slavery that we will
possibly never recover.</div>
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Africa can no longer afford to look for its sense of
self worth from the Africa that existed before we even got to the Homo Sapiens
stage of evolution (a bit of hyperbole but you catch my drift). This persistent
search for self confidence by referencing the achievements of ancient African
Kingdoms such as Egypt is really quite sad to say the least. It simply proves
to the rest of humanity that we never evolved with it. </div>
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Coup d’etat!!? Mali really. What
year is this again? When humans are communicating via holograms we are still
having COUP D’ETATS!!? Not to mention
those presidents we carried over from the lower Paleolithic period are still
sitting in their thrones. Until when dear Africa?</div>
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Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand,
South Korea…the list is endless; we could have had these countries’ economies
for dinner and then some by now but development is not part of our plan is it?
Heck; even desserts like the UAE are way ahead of us in basic things like food
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In this day and age we have our
people dying of malnutrition, malaria and cholera. Most parts of our gorgeous continent have no
access to water and electricity. And whenever we want to defend dictators who
will not relinquish power, we cry sovereignty; yet we are quick to appeal to
the international community to feed us when famine hits. If you cannot put food
in your mouth then forget you ever fought for any form of independence.</div>
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Mental slavery; this inherent
belief that we are incapable has got to be done away with. We cannot hold on to
past achievements if they won’t inspire us to reach for greatness in the modern
era. We had better wake up because the history of the African and his
contributions to mankind cannot start and end in the pre-historic era.</div>
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So enough with the blame game.
The primary law of nature dictates that if you do not evolve, you die. If you
are stupid enough, your tools and means of survival will be taken away from
you. This world is a jungle and it’s either you hunt fast enough or run fast
enough to ensure the survival of your species. Choose; if you should to live as
the lion or the gazelle. And should the lion catch you and have you for brunch,
don’t blame him for outsmarting your Neanderthal ass!</div>
Kenya360°http://www.blogger.com/profile/17421502128351409567noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899655322240103809.post-19935148085125178892013-01-19T13:29:00.001-08:002013-01-19T13:29:22.052-08:00ELEVEN REASONS I LOVE KIM KARDASHIAN’S ASS<br />
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<li>Life gave her
lemons and she made a sex tape!</li>
<li>She started as
a ‘porn star’ and now she’s a super star. Such a role model!</li>
<li>She’s dated
more men than…(think of all the people you’ve known on earth since creation)</li>
<li>If she were to
go back twenty years, she’d say ‘when I grow up I wanna be a______ (insert Kim
K’s career name here)</li>
<li>She’s keepin’
Kanye busy. Otherwise he’d be hitting out at some other artist during some
award ceremony. Good job Kimmie Wimmie!!!</li>
<li>Her name
starts with a K. That is MAJOR!!!</li>
<li>She’s proved
to us, that our mother’s aren’t too bad. They may be money hungry, stage
controlling freaks who tell us to pick fights with our men for the cameras for
the $$$$$! But hey…still not as Krazy!!!</li>
<li>She’s busted
the myth that states you cannot have a basketball star for a husband and a super
star rapper for a baby daddy; all at the same time! Oh Kimmie; you rock!!!</li>
<li>Kimmzie has proven
you can be influential just by influencing the demographic of instagram
twitter-esque guys and set trends for the masses. No idea what am talking
about? That’s how I feel about Kim’s job description.</li>
<li> Love her ass because she has proven that life
indeed is unfair (forget the crap our parents feed us). That indeed looks DO
matter and being little perfect moral girls GETS US NOWHERE*&^%$#!!!!</li>
<li>That without ‘sex
tape’ on your resume… YOU WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING!!! You hear me? NOTHING!!!
(insert evil laugh)</li>
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Kenya360°http://www.blogger.com/profile/17421502128351409567noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899655322240103809.post-76397675555819571842013-01-19T11:51:00.002-08:002013-01-19T11:51:35.594-08:00THE OPPORTUNISTIC ‘SECOND WIFE’ AND THE END OF HUMAN DIPLOMACY<br />
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Nothing makes me want to jump on
nails and drink chlorine out of irritation more than that woman whose sole purpose
in life, is to get into the wallet of some rich married man with a wife and
kids, via his unzipped pants. If you as much as disagree with this statement
thus far, kindly log out of this blog post, and go find something else to do on
the net. My views on this matter may annoy you.</div>
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Succeeding in this life is
nothing short of hard work, sweat, wit, intelligence, tears, disappointment and
near death experiences. Very many times when a man is trying to make it out of
his dirt bag broke existence, he has a woman who stands by him, supports him in
the lowest of times and believes in his wild, and at most times crazy dreams. She
is there through the rejection and turmoil; it is them against the world. A two
troop army with poverty and the rest of humanity as the enemy.</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">HE IS MY SOUL MATE</td></tr>
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Decades later, the couple has teenage
kids; they are living the fast life like an old married couple. And thus the
loophole where some bimbo sees an entry point to sell fantasy to the now middle
aged man with a short memory.</div>
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<br /></div>
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This is the point at which the
lazy gold digger with heartless ambitions sees a means to a lifetime of overseas
trips and designer store membership cards. She’s a master seductress who will
never tire to do things to your husband that you would never be caught dead contemplating.</div>
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<br /></div>
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At this point, it can be argued
that the husband should know better and that the wife should put in some time
to learn some karma sutra positions but those are topics for another day.</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
Today’s discussion is about that
woman who thinks that just because she can spread her legs and make a child
with a man, she deserves half your hard earned property. Like really. Even a mentally
challenged rat can do that. For me, that is where human diplomacy ends and the mother
of all battles is born.</div>
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Where was she when he was some
nobody without a cent to his name? Where was she during the tears and hard
times? During the disappointments and endless bouts of depression? If you were
not part of the tears, I see no reason you should be part of the cheers. And
anybody who thinks otherwise needs a serious head bashing!</div>
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<br /></div>
Kenya360°http://www.blogger.com/profile/17421502128351409567noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899655322240103809.post-22857325723921924312013-01-18T01:12:00.001-08:002013-01-18T01:12:36.050-08:00KENYA AIRWAYS AND AIRBORNE SENSUAL SEDUCTION<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“I had to wonder if men were so blinded by beauty that they would feel
privileged to live their lives with an actual demon, so long as it was a
beautiful demon.”<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></i><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Memoirs
of a Geisha.</b></div>
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<br /></div>
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“Some coffee, Sir?” <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The gorgeous cabin crew attendant breaks into
such a gorgeous smile, you feel as if you are flying first class.</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
As you watch her gracefully walk
away, you recall why you chose this airline in the first place; taking a sip of
your coffee, you realize that the advertisement you watched of the airline did
little justice to the attendants. Absolutely gorgeous; like flying “Air Miss
Universe.” Only that they get to serve you coffee and call you Sir. A stupid
smile pasted on your face, as you lean back and dream of your next interaction
with her.</div>
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<br /></div>
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Since the very beginning,
beautiful women have been able to, in one way or another, aid in the building
or the destruction of kingdoms. From Eve, Delilah, Monica Lewinsky and even
Esther in the Bible. Women have been known to change the world with nothing but
a beautiful face and sensual seduction to match.</div>
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<br /></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">THE PRIDE OF THE JUNGLE</td></tr>
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Men are visual creatures and any
company worth its salt would use this genetic predisposition as an entry point for
one of its main marketing strategies. </div>
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Thus explains my beef with Kenya
Airways. </div>
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<br /></div>
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The airline is registering losses
like it’s the new black and it doesn’t take a genius to figure out why. Gone are
the days when being an air hostess (as they were famously known) was every
little girl’s dream. Seeing those tall women moving magically in their uniforms
was like watching the runway of some beauty competition. Watching them made us
dream of the world beyond the skies. A world of fantasy and glamour that only
the plane could take you to. </div>
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<br /></div>
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What Kenya Airways fails to understand
is that these women not only work for the airline, but are also a means of marketing
our country. </div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
I shook my head in despair as I
watched Kenyan cabin crew attendants during recent the strike and it was rather
obvious why KQ was/is struggling. The company’s management needs to bring in
replacements and fast. </div>
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<br /></div>
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Though KQ problems may be bigger
than just pretty faces in airplane isles, one thing remains sure; KQ needs to
embrace the power of visual allure if they are to move forward into the
competitive world of aviation. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If they
fail to do something about this issue, they will have hurdles to jump, years to
come. Watch Emirates, Virgin Atlantic or Korean Air ads and realize that these
international airlines are not stupid in using the visual appeal to market even
the most boring of services like transport. It’s an age old secret that Kenya
Airways can only ignore at its own peril. Time to rediscover ‘the pride of Africa.’</div>
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<![endif]-->Kenya360°http://www.blogger.com/profile/17421502128351409567noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4899655322240103809.post-58345237033190661112013-01-16T08:17:00.001-08:002013-01-22T02:44:10.206-08:00OF DUMPSTER DIVERS AND KENYAN BABY DADDYS<br />
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<b>(Revised edition)<o:p></o:p></b></div>
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‘CONGRATULATIONS!!!! You’re going
to be a daddy.’ You stare at the woman in front of you wondering why she looks
so familiar.</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Then it hits you. OH
CRAP&^%$#@*&^!!!</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Your whole pretty uneventful yet
suddenly fabulous life flashes in front of you and you wonder why in the world (and
in hell) you needed ten shots of some lime green concoction at Steve’s lame New
Year’s party!?</div>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://i918.photobucket.com/albums/ad28/Uchihas_blackrose/anime_girl_fav37.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://i918.photobucket.com/albums/ad28/Uchihas_blackrose/anime_girl_fav37.jpg" width="152" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">HOW DID IT HAPPEN? BB...BUT WE WERE CAREFUL!?</td></tr>
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Your head is spinning and the
woman in front of you is smiling from ear to ear like that Joker guy in the
Batman movies. What was her name again? Trudy? Lucy? Nancy? And WHY and HOW IS
SHE CARRYING YOUR CHILD!!!? Ok. Forget I asked ‘how’.</div>
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<br /></div>
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‘What!’ You ask. The terror comes
from the reality that this Trudy-Lucy-Nancy person has been trying to get into
your mix for a while now and you never bothered because well, she’s just not
your type of girl!</div>
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Digging into your close to
bankrupt memory bank, you remember going to Steve’s party and vowing to drink
to oblivion. You recall Trudy smiling at you from across the room and you
smiling back. The rest is a blur as the name ‘baby daddy’ seizes to be a joke
on someone else.</div>
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<br /></div>
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The above scenario is becoming
very common in the Nairobi dating scene. And the scary thing is that it doesn’t
take one to be dead drunk for it to happen. Men, be warned. There is a new GMO
breed of Kenyan gold diggers and they are known as ‘Dumpster Divers’.</div>
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<br /></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Disclaimer: The information you are about to read may prove
disturbing to some.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></div>
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Dumpster Divers are women who will
go digging into your trash for your used condom and empty its contents into
their vajayjays. Disgusted and shocked? Good. Now you know. </div>
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Contrary to what you may think, these
group of women are not limited to just the one night stands nor those in the ‘friends
with benefits’ file. These may include that girlfriend you know at the back of
your head YOU WILL NEVER MARRY.AS IN; NEVER EVER. Another possible Dumpster
Driver is that girl who has been on your case, trying to get you to notice her for
the past five hundred years (you catch my drift). She is well aware of the fact
that that one night is all that she may EVER have to be a permanent fixture in
your life. And she will milk it in every possible way.</div>
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<br /></div>
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How does it happen?</div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Scenerio one:</b> </div>
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<br /></div>
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They take out their own condoms
and give them to you as ‘they do not wanna get knocked up’ and so have to be
prepared. Little do you know, the damn rubber has tiny holes in it. Two months
later, Trudy-Lucy-Nancy is preggars and in tears. She wonders how it happened to
her, yet as he is well aware, she has been protecting herself. The woman is an
emotional mess having never imagined carrying a child out of wedlock and
abortion would NEVER be an option she could ever consider. What is she going to
do?</div>
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Your guilt checks in. Are you
going to destroy this wonderful girl’s life and her chances of marrying another
man? Or will you make an honest woman of her already!!!!? </div>
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<br /></div>
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<b>Scenario two:<o:p></o:p></b></div>
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<b><br /></b></div>
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You’re done and she either offers
to dispose of the condom for you or distracts you somehow gets a hold of it. She
goes to the bathroom and does the unthinkable. At this point, kindly fill in
the blanks for yourself.</div>
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!! That’s how
you become a daddy!</div>
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Scared? Me too.</div>
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<br /></div>
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Broke guys, no need to worry.
You’re very safe.</div>
So next time you decide to take
ten shots and smile at Trudy-Lucy-Nancy from across the room at some lame party,
know the game you’re in and play it with deep caution..</div>
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Kenya was recently voted amongst
the worst places to be born in. Haha. My apologies but yes, I find it quite
hilarious. And anyway, it might be true if Tana River is anything to go by,
though am cock sure the voters of that particular poll must have been watching
Kenyan television channels on Election Day. After all, Kenyan entertainment
will make you want to befriend a screwdriver and chew on razors. Literally. Is
it just me, or there seems to be some sort of policy against any trace of
intelligence in our television content?</div>
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A five year study from UTMTC (University
of Tuuze Ma-Degree Tudosike Chapchap); Department of Haribubongology just
released its findings on the subject and the results are disturbing to say the
least. </div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%;">For further information on the research findings, kindly
refer to Professor Geosphine Wakaranga’s thesis titled ‘The Abunwasi who
discovered and Unleashed Naija Movies and Phillipino Soap Operas to the Kenyan
Populace ’08-‘13 ’.</span></i></b></div>
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The half decade project research revealed
that the biggest effect on the Kenyan brain our television content has had, is
that our women and children now talk in those hideous (<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">YES,I SAID IT; HIDEOUS</b>) Naija accents. As if that is not torture
enough already, they make those mentally exhausting storylines points of
references for their own miserable lives. If I hear one more ‘let me tell you
my sista OH! Hata Mama G alikuwa na hiyo shida kwa hile movie ‘Oga Goes to the Witchdoctor’…
Mother-in-law wa Naomie ni kama huyo kabisa OH!’ </div>
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SERIOUSLY@*^%#!!!!? Find a tree
stump and bash your head with it. </div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">THIS IS AN ACTUAL NAIJA MOVIE COVER</td></tr>
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Matters even more disturbing; the
demographic that talks like this is not just the house helps. Even some of the
self-entitled ‘young and suave’ Nairobi chiquititas are rocking the Nigerian
madness. I wonder if it’s because they need something to match those wigs?</div>
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When you study ‘Educational Psychology
in Television 101’ you will learn that; audio visuals are some of THE most
effective teaching aids there are. What happens when the television is on and
your eyes are glued to it is referred to as ‘programming’ for good reason. You
see, what we watch on television affects how we think, dress, talk and relate. In
some cases, our level of exposure informs what we aspire to become. </div>
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Hence my question; how does Papa
Shirandula, Inspekta Mwala, Beba Beba, El SalvaWTF&^%# ‘program’ us and
propel our thinking higher up the intelligence pyramid compared to say… the
National Geographic and Discovery Channels? Heck; even the Series Channel teaches
a thing or two.</div>
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Life imitates art and vice versa.
Whichever way you spin this dice…it spells doom for the consumer of our local content
currently on air.</div>
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There are so many Kenyan
production companies with amazing content that for some reason never see the
light of day. Bureaucracy and conservative-parastatal like mindsets deciding
what goes on air, are in no doubt to blame for the sorry state of affairs on
our local television channels. </div>
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Case in point; how much do you
know of the rest of the African continent? The world? Kenyan cultures? It simply
takes one to watch subscription television to realize that we have a serious deficiency!
Our disgruntled youth is finding escape in Ksh 50 pirated and x-rated content
and our men are cursing Mututho because they need a drink in the bars now more
than ever. </div>
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We have become the soap opera/
Naija movies dumpsite capital of the world. </div>
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Television programming is more
than just the entertainment value it gives; it’s also serves as an avenue for
the decimation of information. There is a spin off effect on our intelligence,
our problem solving capabilities and no doubt it also dictates the level of sophistication
(or lack thereof) in our day to day conversations.</div>
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My suggestion therefore is that local
stations realize that not everybody is into this epidemic and it’s up to them
to salvage their reputation and win back the rest of us who still have hope yet.
Give us alternative content!</div>
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