Saturday, January 19, 2013

ELEVEN REASONS I LOVE KIM KARDASHIAN’S ASS


  1. Life gave her lemons and she made a sex tape!
  2. She started as a ‘porn star’ and now she’s a super star. Such a role model!
  3. She’s dated more men than…(think of all the people you’ve known on earth since creation)
  4. If she were to go back twenty years, she’d say ‘when I grow up I wanna be a______ (insert Kim K’s career name here)
  5. She’s keepin’ Kanye busy. Otherwise he’d be hitting out at some other artist during some award ceremony. Good job Kimmie Wimmie!!!
  6. Her name starts with a K. That is MAJOR!!!
  7. She’s proved to us, that our mother’s aren’t too bad. They may be money hungry, stage controlling freaks who tell us to pick fights with our men for the cameras for the $$$$$! But hey…still not as Krazy!!!
  8. She’s busted the myth that states you cannot have a basketball star for a husband and a super star rapper for a baby daddy; all at the same time! Oh Kimmie; you rock!!!
  9. Kimmzie has proven you can be influential just by influencing the demographic of instagram twitter-esque guys and set trends for the masses. No idea what am talking about? That’s how I feel about Kim’s job description.
  10.  Love her ass because she has proven that life indeed is unfair (forget the crap our parents feed us). That indeed looks DO matter and being little perfect moral girls GETS US NOWHERE*&^%$#!!!!
  11. That without ‘sex tape’ on your resume… YOU WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING!!! You hear me? NOTHING!!! (insert evil laugh)

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