TALES OF THE LAZY AND THE ILLUMINATI ORGY

Ok. So am one of those people who believe in conspiracy theories and that the world is controlled by a bunch of old geezers with ridiculous amounts of money. Yes, I believe in this big plan for the New World Order and total dominance over the world’s population. I believe that yes, they control all aspects of our lives from media, education, health, finance blah blah  blah.

Yep, I subscribed to the school of thought that dictates that there are secret societies that control world government and are controlling us through games, music and movies. I believe in mind control (eg. MK Ultra), that face book is some serious CIA BS and that the RFID chip will be the beginning of the end. I know. Am beyond a nut job.

Over to my point. Having told you all the above, you should by now know that when I label some people crazy-lunatics (coming from a nut job like me) it’s damn serious. In all the madness that is the world, we need to learn how to separate conspiratual (is there such a word? Oh well, now there is!) facts and simple stupidity.

Over to my lovely country. Kenya, that not too tiny place on the map, on some right hand corner on the African map. The land where EVERY SEMI-SUCCESSFUL ARTIST is being labeled Illuminati.

Ridiculous! I know.

For those who have just tuned in to the world of conspiracy theories, the Illuminati is some SECRET society that controls the world as explained above. Members include first world presidents, billionaire businessmen, people of royal blood, religious heads, artists of great influence… This society has roots are traced back all the way to the Knights Templar. They are believed to be anti-God and all things good for human consumption. However, remember they are a SECRET SOCIETY.

Back to my lovely African state. It is ridiculous that Kenyan musicians are being labeled Illuminati by the self entitled ‘all knowing’ youngsters. Youngsters who by the look of things are so deprived, to the point where when an artist purchases a second/ third hand Mercedes, are seen to be making some obscene amounts of cash…only made possible by ties with the so called Illuminati.

STOP. LAUGHING.

I will accept Beyonce, Jay Z, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Kanye… Alicia Keys…their ilk. But Kenyan artists? Why would the Illuminati bother when western musicians are already quite effective in their brainwash? How much command does a Kenyan artist command anyway? What? 100,000 youths who will never even buy their original records?

The Illuminati is secret. SECRET. Can you spell that? Good. Get a dictionary and look up the meaning.

The Illuminati have money that is never even considered in the Forbes lists because it is both hidden and completely obscene. So no, dear naïve Kenyan youth. These artists are NOT Illuminati. Why? Contrary to what you think, they are far too inconsequential. And will be for a long while.

That said, there is an underlying issue here. Sheer laziness. Laziness to get up your ass and work your butt of for some cash. Just as these artists are doing. There is nothing Illuminati about earning money from sheer hard work and determination. It’s a mathematical equation that has proved to work through time. Try it. It just might bring you a few shillings and elevate you from the poverty that comes about with idleness.

Yes, this world is screwed to the core, but this kind of thinking will make you a mental prisoner and drag you into complete nothingness. 

Not every little thing has Illuminati fingerprints on it. Especially your lazy excuses.